OK, so we have pills to make men hard when they should be physically incapable of sexual contact (Viagra), we have pills to make your brain think that you are on Heroin when you aren't (Methadone), and we have a liquid that mimics the effects of naturally produced insulin for diabetics, so why the hell don't we have a pill that mimics the effects of intoxication without destroying your liver?
Seriously! We know what causes intoxication and how it works, so why haven't we synthetically reproduced it in a lab? I want a booze pill! And yes, this rant was brought to you by hard liquor.
