Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Trade

I'm proud to announce my horror story "The Trade" has been published in the "Mystic Moon" dark fantasy anthology, available now through Phoenix Fire Publishing.


My story caps the anthology, appearing at the finale of the 150 page book. You can pick up a paperback or Kindle edition at Amazon.com here or a PDF version over at SmashWords. Be sure to leave me a review and let me know what you thought of the story!


Look forward to more of my fantasy, speculative fiction, and horror to appear in upcoming anthologies throughout the year!


Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Trades: Lord Of The Demons

Somehow it’s been a whole year since I last posted anything here, and in that time I’ve been working both on my book-length text “The Great Disconnect,” as well as a series of horror short stories inspired by or based on my time in Christian school and growing in up in an extremely religious household. I’ve finished two stories titled “A Church Full of Lovers” and “Sincerely,” which I’m looking forward to see released in some form or other, online or off.

Recently I had an old Christian acquaintance reestablish contact with me, and it provided a perfect opportunity for a new entry in “The Trades” series. This series chronicles those times when people of the religious persuasion have asked me to watch a Christian video, read a pro-Christian book, listen to an online sermon, etc. and in return I’ve asked them to watch or read a corresponding form of media of the opposing side. If you’ve missed the previous entries, you can check out some of them like “Judging the Case for Christ” or watching that absurd documentary “Finger of God.”

In this latest instance, a Christian acquaintance named Cedrick emailed me out of the blue after we hadn’t corresponded in many months to ask me to watch a video sermon online titled “Lord of the Demons.” I agreed to watch the 40+ minute clip on the condition he then watch an equivalent amount of video clips from the opposing side. He agreed, I watched the clip, and (surprise, surprise) he then wouldn’t watch any of the clips he had previously promised to watch. In fact he’s now simply ignoring all messages from me when I email to ask when he plans on watching those pro-atheist videos.

I have to hand it to the Christians in my life – at least they are consistent, as they have managed to maintain a 100% dishonesty rate for “The Trades” (or I suppose a 0% honesty rate). Every single one of them has universally refused to read the corresponding book or watch the corresponding video after I read their book or watched their clip. I’m guessing they never even considered the possibility that I wouldn’t immediately convert after reading their apologetic material and didn’t think they’d actually have to read something that disagreed with their worldview. I'm certain they also don't feel they were lying or being dishonest, or are able to rationalize it away by believing there's nothing morally wrong with lying about watching a video that is critical of Christianity.

As with the previous conversations with the religious on this blog I’m posting everything in unedited format below – everything said here is exactly as it occurred on Facebook. This one has a fun added surprise when the Christian in question decides to share with me his porn viewing/masturbation habits (something Christians have had a disturbing trend in doing during our discussions for some reason, although this time wasn't nearly as explicit as its been in the past).



My thoughts on the “Lord of the Demons” video are near the bottom of the discussion if you want to skip straight to it. This was actually an interesting clip, because the speaker inadvertently brought up a major theological problem for Christians – how god creates a problem to then sell the solution to the problem he himself made.

Cedrick
u and ur wife should sit n watch this.. encouraged me alot. u have to watch alll of it tho lol





Ty Gordon Arthur
I tell ya what Cedrick. You want me to watch a 41 minute video preaching your religious beliefs. I will agree to watch your video in its entirety, and even discuss with you what I think of it, if you will agree to watch 41 minutes worth of YouTube videos from me that are opposed to religion and Christianity. Deal?

Cedrick
deal! man after watching this bro i just want to run to Jesus.. and i encourage u to do the same.. I need Jesus everyday man cuz pornography still till this day hunts me.. looks good but it'll destroy me. But i can truly say today Jesus has delivered me from it.. Jesus is the answer bro..

Ty Gordon Arthur
Hey Cedrick, Megan and I will watch this video tonight and I'll give you a response to it probably tomorrow. I've listed below the videos you have agreed to watch in return. These are much shorter than the one you sent, so there's several clips all adding up to about 41 minutes in length. I tried to pick a good mix of calm rationality, humor, and music so you hopefully won't get bored.

On the subject of your latest message, I'm not sure why pornography would haunt you, or why you would think it would destroy you. I've been happily married in a loving, monogamous relationship with my best friend for six years, and we enjoy pornography together on occasion. It certainly hasn't "destroyed" me, nor has it hurt our relationship. It seems like the problem may be with your religion-caused guilt, and not with pornography itself.

While I appreciate the good-hearted sentiment behind your statement that I should run to Jesus, the fact of the matter is that I don't have anything to run from, and I don't need to be saved from anything. I'm quite happy with my life, and I'm not afraid of any supernatural being punishing me in an invisible afterlife for expecting evidence before believing in any gods or goddesses. Without further ado, I hope you enjoy these videos:









Ty Gordon Arthur
Thanks for sharing the video, and have a great weekend! I hope you enjoy the clips I sent you. Below I’ve pasted some of my impressions I jotted down while Megan and I watched the sermon you sent over. Points #2 and #4 below are the big ones for us.

1. An offhand remark the guy in the intro made really stuck with me, when he said all the volunteer work they had been doing “increased the fame of the gospel” (or something like that) for thousands of people. It reminded me of why people do the things they do, and how I’m glad there are non-religious and even outright atheist organizations and individuals who donate to charities and volunteer their time to help the less fortunate with no expectation of rewards in the afterlife, and with no ulterior motive of promoting their religion.

2. The speaker made the point, repeatedly, that Jesus himself created these demons, that he was their lord, and that they only served for his pleasure. He stated on more than one occasion that the demons can only do what Jesus wants them to do, and even demons are part of his master plan. For some reason he didn’t seem to then connect the dots that are obvious in this story. Jesus created the legion of demons to physically and emotionally torment this man, and then he showed up to save the man from….the demons he himself had created to cause that torment. Think of this in real world terms. Imagine if I kidnapped and tortured a girl’s dog, and then helped that girl “find” her missing dog in order to make her like me. I think we can both at least agree that would be creepy and essentially evil, yes? What Jesus did in this story is even worse than that, since he was torturing a person through his demons.

3. At one point the speaker mentioned how false doctrine can’t be let into the church, but he believes it’s happening all across America. This is interesting to me, as it would appear he’s never even considered the fact that other churches likely think the exact same thing about him, and he never even thinks that maybe the demons are leading HIM astray with false doctrine. Are all those other denominations really the wrong ones?

4. I can’t stress enough that this man’s views on mental illness are dangerous and should not be followed. Megan and I have several family members who suffer from serious mental illnesses such as bipolar disorder and schizophrenia, and I can assure you that Jesus is not the cure to those diseases. In fact, religion frequently exacerbates the problems experienced by the mentally ill. We have a family member who once chased his son around the house with a hammer, proclaiming his son was the devil and needed to be killed. “Running to Jesus” does nothing to help this person (in fact I’m certain he believes that he IS Jesus), but you know what does help? Medicine. When he takes his medicine regularly and keeps up with his doctors, he can keep his mental illness in check and behave normally. We have another family member who suffers from these mental health issues who recently went into a depressive low after a manic high, and again his belief in Jesus actually made his illness worse, as his depression involved a deep seated belief that everyone he knew – even his newborn grandson – was bound straight for an eternity of hell. And again, while meeting Jesus cannot and did not help this person, medication and therapy did eventually lead him out of that low and is helping to keep him stable.

5. And finally, I noticed he didn’t actually say anything about porn during the sermon, and yet you told me about how Jesus helped you escape from pornography in your message. Megan and I both literally groaned out loud when the speaker said everyone in the congregation should go out and tell people about “sins” they had been “delivered” from, and this is exactly why. No one needs to know about these things, Cedrik. What you do in your personal time is your business, and I have no desire to know whether you are or aren’t watching porn – that’s your business. All the advice I can offer here is to not be ashamed of the things you do, but if you are, ask yourself WHY you are and either stop doing the thing you are ashamed of, or get out of the group that’s making you feel bad about things you shouldn’t be ashamed of doing in the first place.



Sunday, December 11, 2011

Getting in the Christmas Spirit

I came across this picture on Facebook and was so mad I had to write about it.  Can you believe people are trying to compare Santa to God?


In a conversation online about this blasphemous picture, an a-santa-ist claimed that there is no evidence for Santa, and even evidence against his existence!  How can people be so blind?  There is evidence for Santa everywhere you look.  This hateful and spiteful non-believer said Santa isn’t real because people have gone to the North Pole and didn’t see Santa, and because no one has proof Santa actually delivers presents to everyone on Earth.

Well of course no one sees Santa at the North Pole – he only reveals himself to those who truly and humbly seek him. How dare we question the mind of Santa and assume we know better than him?  He reveals himself to those he chooses in the fullness of his perfect will.  Are you Santa?  Then you can’t judge why he chooses not to reveal himself to the world. 

Absence of evidence isn’t evidence of absence!  Just because no one has video or pictures of Santa doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist.  And anyway, if Santa revealed himself to everyone then there would be no free will and people couldn’t choose whether they wanted presents or coal for Christmas! 

I can’t believe how dumb those a-santa-ists are by trying to say that there isn’t proof of Santa delivering all the presents on Christmas Eve.  Of course Santa delivers all the presents, he just works his will through all the parents!  DUH!

Can you imagine a world without belief in Santa?  What a nightmare it would be!  There would be no right or wrong without Santa to judge people!  I could just go around stealing and raping and it wouldn’t be wrong because Santa wouldn’t put coal in my stocking on Christmas.
Those angry a-santa-ists just want to drag everyone down into their misery and woe and make life as pointless for everyone else as it is for them!  Thank Santa I’ve found the truth!  You can too – just open your heart to Santa and truly seek him with all you have and I promise he will reveal himself to you and change your life!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Whats going on with Reasoning With The Unreasonable?

Hey everyone,

As you may have noticed, there hasn't been a new blog post lately about my discussions with the religious.  The reason for this absence is that I've been spending my normal blog time working on a book-length text instead.  My uncle Steve Bly, who wrote Christian western novels and devotionals, recently passed away and that's sort of got me motivated to do something on a bigger scale than just a blog and try to get our family to be associated with more than just Christianity in the literary world.

Unfortunately that means I may not have many regular blog posts for some time.  I'm currently on page 30 of my text and moving along solidly, if slowly.  As a little taste of what's to come, and here's some of the headings I came up with while outlining my ideas:

The Great Disconnect

The Invisible Dangling Carrot

God's Ambiguity

Broken Mythology, or, Christian Plot Holes

Self-Serving and Contradictory Beliefs

Existence, or, How To Make An Unfounded Leap In Logic

How To Be All-Powerful And Upset: An Exercise In Contradictions

Just Outright Fucking Absurdities


Forcing Iron Age Ideals Into Modern Situations

Morality


That's all for now, hopefully I'll have more news in the not too distant future!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Religious Absurdity: Sanitizing Genocide To Make It Palatable For Children

My wife and I run a Facebook group where we try to get Christians to actually read the entire Bible from beginning to end, going through two chapters a day (it’s a whole lot harder than you’d think to get people to read their own religious text, but that’s a whole other blog post in itself).  We recently reached the book of Joshua, which details the title character taking over leadership of the Israelites from Moses and carving a swath of death and destruction (and don’t forget about the post-slaughter looting!) across the land they believe belongs to them due to a divine edict.

What’s that you say?  God commanded the *genocide* of entire groups of people? But that doesn’t happen in the Bible!

Another one of the atheist members of our Bible reading group recently posted up a blog called The Things They Don’t Tell You,  which dealt with how Christianity is displayed as a fluffy religion of love suitable for children, while its adherents gloss over or just simply ignore all the parts of the Bible in which god commits, commands, or condones such abhorrent actions as genocide, rape, slavery, and the slaughter of even young children and infants.

In that blog there was a brief mention of the Veggie Tales episode “Josh and the Big Wall,” which translates the story of the fall of Jericho (as detailed in the early chapters of the book of Joshua) into a cute animated edition meant for kids.  I’m (unfortunately) quite familiar with that particular show, as we frequently watched it at the Christian school I attended, and many of the families who sent their kids to that school had Veggie Tales going non-stop on their home televisions.

For anyone who hasn’t seen the show, you can check out the first part of the “Josh and the Big Wall” episode here, or stream the whole thing through Netflix.


Each episode of Veggie Tales starts with a question asked by a viewer about a problem they are experiencing, and then the adorable animated vegetables act a story from the Bible to explain how a Christian should behave.  “Josh and the Big Wall” deals with the subject of obedience, and in a totally bizarre and (as you will soon see) completely contradictory way.  A child named Victor has told the veggies he was hit by a school bully, and he wants to hit the bully back. The vegetables of course want him to be nice to his bully, and explain that we have to be obedient to god’s will even when his commands don’t make sense. How does the talking tomato show that we should be obedient to god and nice to bullies who hurt us?

By acting out a tale of how the Israelites were able to successfully commit *genocide* by following god’s nonsensical orders.

This is probably the most misplaced Bible story for this particular situation I can possibly think of.  It’s almost like the creators of the show went out of their way to find a situation which illustrated the exact opposite of the point they were trying to make.

For anyone not familiar with this particular story, Joshua has recently taken over command of the Israelites after the death of Moses.  God wants them to cross the river Jordan and go live in the promised land on the other side, but there’s a catch – it’s already inhabited. 

Now what’s the loving and forgiving Christian deity to do to resolve this situation? Does he magically poof the current inhabitants to another location without any violence being required?  Does he create a different land for the Israelites that isn’t already inhabitated? Does he show the Israelites how to peacefully coexist with other cultures and accept the differences between people? 

No, no, and one big hell nah, son! God’s “solution” to this problem, and his perfect divine plan, is to kill everyone living there and steal their stuff, of course!

The book of Joshua depicts all the slaughters of the various peoples inhabiting the land, but the episode of Veggie Tales only deals with one city that gets utterly destroyed – Jericho.  In this tale, god commands his followers to march around the city each day for six days, and then march around it seven times on the seventh day.  The Israelites do so, and god rewards them by destroying the city’s walls so they can rush in and kill absolutely everyone, with the exception of the traitorous prostitute Rahab, who sold out her fellow city dwellers and helped the Israelites in to begin the slaughter.  Joshua 6:17 lays out what god wants done with the people of the city by saying, “Jericho and everything in it must be completely destroyed as an offering to the LORD. Only Rahab the prostitute and the others in her house will be spared, for she protected our spies.

Keep in mind here that it clearly says “everything in it.” This includes pregnant women, the elderly, infants, and children.  This isn’t the first time god has issued this particular edict either, and he’s even directly specified that children be killed in other instances.  For example, take Deuteronomy 2:33-35, which says, “the LORD our God delivered him over to us and we struck him down, together with his sons and his whole army.  At that time we took all his towns and completely destroyed  them—men, women and children. We left no survivors.  But the livestock and the plunder from the towns we had captured we carried off for ourselves.

Or there’s Deuteronomy 20:16-17, which states, “However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them - the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusite - as the LORD your God has commanded you.

Or then there’s my (least) favorite, Hosea 14:16, which says, “The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God.  They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.

God wants you to dash this baby to pieces.  Don't pussy out, or he'll be mighty pissed and curse your descendents.

How anyone thought this story was suitable for children in the first place is beyond me, but even more baffling is that people are ready and willing to rationalize the slaughter of an entire group of people as an acceptable action.   More than acceptable, Christians believe this action was morally good because it was a part of their god’s “perfect plan.”

Some have tried to rationalize the slaughter of Jericho (along with all the other cities and peoples that get killed throughout the book of Joshua after that) because back in Deuteronomy 12:29-31, god claimed all the people living on the other side of the Jordan river burned their children alive as sacrifices to their gods. 

I’ll grant you, sacrificing children (to absolutely any god) is a morally abhorrent action and something that definitely requires intervention.  The problem with this rationalization is that god commanded that *everyone* in these cities be killed – including the children

Yes, that’s right, after getting upset that people were sacrificing children to other gods, the Christian god then commands that those *same* children be put to the sword.  Now remember when god explained that everyone needed to be killed, he said, “Jericho and everything in it must be completely destroyed as an offering to the Lord.”  So he’s literally doing exactly the same thing he originally said he detested. Apparently it’s OK to sacrifice children if you do it to the right god?  (Heh, insert Abraham and Isaac joke here…)

Another rationalization I’ve seen from the Christian camp is that the Israelites had to wipe out all the indigenous people, because otherwise their religious practices and “false” gods would pervert the “true” religion and lead people away from the “real” god.  Besides being nothing more than a thinly veiled rationalization for extreme xenophobia, this whole argument is absurd of course.  If this god character were all-powerful and all-knowing, why would people even have the possibility of thinking other gods might exist?  Why didn’t this god character show up to the other groups of people, as he did to the Israelites, and clearly proclaim his existence?  It should be obvious that books like Joshua are tales of tribal desert warfare in ancient times, with superstitious people believing their gods were the real ones and all the other gods were fake, and not a real description of events from a divine being.

While the story itself is already abhorrent, and definitely isn’t something that should be taught to young children, the main moral of this particular Veggie Tales episode is itself disturbing and dangerous. Always doing what “god” tells you to has led to some amazingly terrible actions.  For instance, actor Michael Brea cut off his mother’s head with a sword because he believed his mother was possessed by a demon and god wanted him to kill her.  The worst part about this example is that I’ve actually seen a Christian actively defend Brea’s actions.  One of the individuals who provided their conversion story for me on my blog about personal testimonies actually told us we can’t condemn that action if it was inspired by a command given from god.  I asked this person repeatedly if he would kill his own mother if “god” told him to, and he (very disturbingly) refused to answer. This is the sort of behavior bred, and exacerbated, by unwavering belief in the supernatural.


This is by no means the only example of people following god’s orders even when they don’t make sense.  There are those mothers who kill their children because god told them to,  or the man who killed a four year old because he thought the child might be gay,  or those people in the Phillipines who crucify themselves once *every single year* on Good Friday (pictured below),  or those parents who let their children die because they think god wants them to use prayer instead of medicine, or many other examples if anyone bothered to look long enough.

This guy loves Jesus a whole hell of a lot more than you do

It’s horrifying to watch people try to justify the genocide of Jericho as acceptable (such as at the apologist websites Jewsuswalk or Rational Christianity) while still somehow believing they have the moral high ground.  Religion in general, and Christianity in particular, forces people to overlook, rationalize, and even accept absurdly immoral actions in order to make their supernatural worldview jive with reality.  How on earth can someone consider themselves to be a good and moral person, while being willing to rationalize *genocide* as an acceptable practice?  I submit to you that such a person cannot be considered either moral or good, no matter how nice they are, or how much time they spend volunteering, or how many church bake sales they attend.

This is a fantastic example of how Christians do not, as they claim, have absolute, objective, universal morals.  They have subjective morals that are subject to change, as they believe that genocide is acceptable when ordered by god, but unacceptable under other circumstances, such as when it was carried out by Adolf Hitler.  It’s amazing how often the religious are directly guilty of the exact things they accuse others of doing.


Another common rationalization for all the violence and terror ordered by god in the Bible, such as in the Jesuswalk link provided above, is that “we can’t judge their culture because genocide happened all the time then.”  People’s willingness to accept such a blatant cop-out is honestly terrifying to me.  Consider the implications of such a statement – are these people saying that genocide would be O.K. in modern times if it were to become a more prominent part of our culture?  This rationalization is also especially weak in light of the Christian belief that god is all-knowing and sees all times – past, present, and future.  If this was true, this god character would have been well aware than in the year 2011 people reading this supposedly “holy” book would be disgusted by genocide.   Why didn’t god put a ban on the practice back in the days of the Israelites instead of waiting thousands of years?  There’s also the issue of how Christianity claims that god is the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow.  If god doesn’t change, then he must just as equally find genocide to be an acceptable resolution to problems today as he did back in Biblical times.

Since the Christian god is supposedly perfect and all-knowing, he could have made a perfect society back then and not required genocide or violence of any kind.   It’s very telling that god behaves exactly like an iron age man during these passages of the bible.  Clearly god had nothing to do with the situation at all.  This was simply men making up a god to justify their horrendous actions, and for some reason gullible people in modern times are still falling for it hook, line, and sinker.


Consider for a moment if the Hittites or the Amorites (or any other group that Joshua’s followers slaughtered) had won out and killed the Israelites. Then let’s say their descendents wrote a book that became part of a worldwide religion. The same Christians who are currently justifying the genocide of Jericho would be worshipping the god of the Amorites and instead justifying their genocide of the Israelites as a necessary and acceptable action to defend the promised land from heathens.

At the end of the day, if you find yourself making excuses for why *genocide* is acceptable in some circumstances, you need to realize you are the bad guy in the story.  It can be glossed over with feeble excuses, or turned into a cute story told by a digitally created piece of broccoli, but genocide is still always wrong. Even worse is trying to sanitize it to make it palatable for impressionable children. 

The next time a Christian asks me why atheists are so angry, I think I’ll just send them a copy of “Josh and the Big Wall.”

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Conversations with the religious: Dishonest Dave

After side treks into fun doomsday predictions, the claims of Christian apologist Lee Strobel, and common religious arguing tactics, it’s time to get back into the heart of this blog – direct conversations with the religious.  This time we’ll take a look into a newer discussion that took place on a blog titled “Downtown Ministries,” which is run by a gentleman by the name of DowntownDave (although due to his behavior during the discussion, I personally feel “DishonestDave” would have been a better moniker…)

This particular blog put up a post about atheism (that can be found at this location), which made several startling claims about atheists, such as that we are trying to destroy children, that we secretly believe the Christian deity is real, and that Christians aren’t required to provide proof of their deity’s existence.

After a series of exchanges in which Dave refused to answer direct questions and repeatedly reiterated the same idea over and over, even after it had been addressed at length multiple times, he decided to go a step further and delete comments containing questions he couldn’t answer.  Unfortunately I’ve learned to expect this sort of behavior during my discussion with the religious (one of the religious individuals who sent us on our Portland trip to investigate faith healing was infamous for deleting comments containing ideas that contradicted his worldview, and then adding his own comments so it looked like he had gained the upper hand in an argument), which is why I always save each comment as it is made. 

Below you can find the complete and unaltered conversation, which is an interesting look into how Christians (or at least this particular Christian) view atheism and how they react when confronted with questions from actual atheists. Several other people commented before me, and my posts start about nine comments down (as a side note, I haven’t given anyone pseudonyms here as I usually do, because this conversation is already publically available for viewing by anyone and didn’t take place on a social networking site or during a private exchange of messages).

There is one thing that I didn’t bring up in the comments below that is worth examining first however.  Notice how, when responding to an anonymous poster questioning his logic, Dave says “God says you know He's there. Search your heart and mind, honestly. Is He right?”

I’ve seen quite a few similar arguments from Christians before, and it’s interesting how they are trying to determine truth based on emotion, rather than evidence.   The problem with that line of thinking is that feelings do not, and in fact can not, determine whether something is factually accurate.  Say for instance that I search my soul and discover that, in my heart of hearts, I know that Reese Witherspoon is madly in love with me.  My feelings on the subject, and my level of sincere belief, will not change in any way the fact that Reese Witherspoon is not actually in love with me, and in fact doesn’t even know who I am.

 This is how Reese Witherspoon looks every time she thinks about me. My heart says so, and none of your evil reason or logic can convince me otherwise.

Dave fervently believes (or at least claims to fervently believe) that his deity has already provided direct evidence for its existence to all the atheists, and they are just denying this knowledge or lying about it for some reason. But, much like my belief about Reese Witherspoon, his emotions and his level of belief doesn’t change the fact that his belief is still wrong.  The Christian deity has never provided any physical evidence of its existence to me, nor has it popped down to Earth to have a conversation with me, or so on and so forth.

And without further ado, here's the conversation in its entirety:

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Anonymous 
don't quit your day job

Paul
I don't think you understand atheism.. Quote the bible all you want, the atheist will ask how you have determined that the bible is true. It's just another book, but one you think is true probably because you happened to be born to Christian parents. The burden of proof belongs the person claiming a god exists, just as it would to a person claiming a unicorn exists.

TastyPaper 
I'm an atheist. I'm not walking into any schools, and I have no interest in "destroying" children. Stop making false statements about me, and people who simply disbelieve in your brand of super-naturalism.

Christians are the MAJORITY in the U.S. and you're picking on the minority, as if we could ever outnumber you. If you're really so afraid of us, maybe it's your own belief that's struggling.

Bryan
You really haven't thought this out very well (other than the one-sided overcompensation). You should give atheism an honest try. Most of us are a lot more like you than you imagine. Also, please understand that we don't want to take your religion away from you, we just don't want it pushed on us and our children. Christianity doesn't deserve the privileged status it has been given for far too long, and excludes others outside of this "club". Imagine if the roles were reversed (at least in the USA). Would you be ok with printing "There is no God" on all of our money? I can't imagine you would be very happy with that. Or how about "In Oden we trust"? All we ask is the same courtesy in return, so that we can all just be Americans. Atheism is the largest "religious" minority in the USA, and we matter every bit as much as the religions, with the demand and expectation of equal rights. That seems completely reasonable to me...

Downtown Dave
No, Paul, the burden of proof belongs to God, and He has already proven Himself.

Downtown Dave 
Bryan, you can't give Atheism an honest try when at the very core of atheism is the deceitfulness of a man's own heart.

Anonymous 
It looks to me Dave as if you scanned through the comments looking specifically for the points with which you disagree. You either missed, or failed to address the bulk of what has been said, which is a serious problem in any intellectually honest discussion.

You're welcome believe that you can tell me what my epistemological theory is while knowing nothing about me. I would not (by the way) be anywhere near as presumtuous with regard to yours, and prefer the time honored tradition of actually asking someone what their position is instead of telling them.

One wonders why the language of your blog is as militant as it is. As a lover of peace, words like "battle", "arena", and "destroy" certainly don't enter into my dialogue with Christians.

I could systematically correct you on a number of statements which (depending upon your intent) are either mistakes, or lies. I think the root of the problem however, lies in your heart and not your mind.

Downtown Dave 
The purpose of this blog, Anonymous, is because the issue of atheism is no longer a debate between you and me (which you are consistently trying to make it), but between you and God. The Scriptures quoted are God's message to you--he knows the thoughts and intent of your heart. You may very well be able to overcome me in a debate, but you can't overcome the truth of God's Word. God says you know He's there. Search your heart and mind, honestly. Is He right?

Ty Arthur
Hey Dave,

I came across your blog and felt the need to respond to many of the statements you’ve made here.  As a full upfront disclosure, I am not a member of any Christian denomination, and am in fact an atheist.  I’ve been involved in many debates, both online and offline with members of many different religions, so I’d like to give a little disclaimer ahead of time here that none of this should be taken as a personal attack, but rather as an exchange of ideas so you can better understand my position and I can better understand yours.  I’d also like to point out that none of the questions I ask here should be considered rhetorical – I would actually like for you to carefully consider what I ask and respond if you have the time or inclination.  To get a few common questions and deflections out of the way ahead of time, yes, I have read the Bible cover to cover, and yes, I have attended church services of many different denominations – from Baptist to Foursquare to Mormon to Pentecostal to Catholoic to Charismatic, and so on.

I have put your words in quotes below to make it clear what issue I’m addressing.

And as we do battle there, they are systematically trying to take God out of America, and they are walking right into our schools and destroying our children.

I have frequently heard similar statements from Christians about God being removed from schools, and have seen several billboard style adds insinuating that God allows violence in schools because he isn’t allowed in the school system.  As someone who has attended both the public school system and a private Christian school, I can assure that this just simply isn’t the case.

Christianity is not barred in any way from schools.  The public school I attended from my sophomore year to my senior year had a Christian club that met every morning for prayer.  Children were allowed to bring any religious text they wanted and read it during their free time, as they would with any other book. My French teacher taught us church hymns in French during Christmas season.  My biology teacher went out of her way to gloss over the cornerstone of all modern biology - evolution - because of her religious beliefs (and again, this was all in public school, after I left a private Christian school).

What’s not allowed in schools is for teachers to *force* students to pray or to specifically endorse one religion over any other.  And that’s not a bad thing, even for Christians.

Consider for a moment if the same statement you made came from someone of the Islamic faith.  How would you feel if someone campaigned to insert Allah into public schools and ensure children prayed facing east five times a day?  I’m willing to bet that you’d suddenly feel the same way as I do about keeping religion out of schools.  For those parents who feel their children need a religious upbringing, there is always the option of private religious schools that teach whatever doctrine the family happens to adhere to (although as someone who’s been there and done that, I can’t recommend it).


Next, you went on to state, “In Psalm 14:1 it is written, ‘The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.’ The Word of God says that the person says it, not that they believe it. John 1:9 says, ‘The true light that gives light to every man was coming into the world.’ No person is without the revelation of God.

I’d again ask you to consider how you would respond if someone of an opposing religion (or even a different denomination of Christianity that doesn’t believe your denomination actually has salvation) were to say this same thing to you.  Would you be swayed to admit your belief in Allah if a Muslim told you that all people have the revelation of Allah?  What if I told you that no person is without the revelation that there is no God – would that sway you to admit your atheism?

I can assure that I very much am without revelation of any supernatural being, whether it be Zeus, Allah, Hecate, Poseidon, Cthulhu, Hercules, Jehovah, Mithra, Kali, the flying spaghetti monster, or any other deity that’s ever been believed in throughout history.  I have seen no evidence for the existence of any of these beings, and I harbor no secret belief in any of them.  It’s pointless, and even somewhat counter-productive, to tell members of opposing viewpoints that they secretly agree with you.   If I were to quote some text that said Christians secretly agreed with atheists, would you consider my argument valid?  If you wouldn’t, then how can you expect others to consider your argument as valid?

John 15:18 says, ‘If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated Me first.’ It is impossible for someone to hate Christians without first hating Jesus. And it is impossible for someone to hate someone that they don’t believe exists.

I’d again like to ask you to consider this same idea from an opposite view point.  I’m going to assume that you are an atheist in regards to the deity Demeter, who is worshipped by many Wiccans.  Does your atheism of Demeter mean that you hate all Wiccans, and that your hatred of Wiccans somehow proves that Demeter is real?  As you yourself said, I can’t possibly hate something that doesn’t exist.  As an atheist, I don’t hate Jesus any more than I hate Santa Claus.

I will freely admit that I hate many of the things Christians have done. I hate that Paul Hill shot and killed doctors because of his religious beliefs.  I hate that Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist church picket the funerals of soldiers who died in combat while holding signs that say “Thank God for IEDs” and “Pray for more dead soldiers.”  I hate that the Pope once told people in Africa that condoms cause AIDs and they shouldn’t be using them.  I hate that many denominations of Christianity, primarily led by the Mormons, banded together to deny equal civil rights to homosexuals in California. (As a quick aside - should you be compelled to respond by saying “but those aren’t *real* Christians,” I’d ask you to consider that they very likely feel the same way about you) But none of that somehow means that I hate Jesus or all Christians.  As an atheist, I feel that people should be judged on their individual merits, and not necessarily just by their inclusion in a specific social group.

"God set me free from that. It’s not your responsibility to prove the existence of God. It’s God’s responsibility. And He’s already done it. He has proven His existence through Creation, Conscience, and Christ, the Word of God.

I would humbly disagree with you here.  Again, consider if someone of an opposing religion said the same thing to you.  If someone who fervently believed in Zeus said that it wasn’t their responsibility to prove Zeus’s existence, as the very nature of creation pointed to the existence of Zeus, would you be swayed to believe in Zeus in any way?

This is why we have a concept known as the “burden of proof.”  If someone is making a claim (for instance, “The Christian God is real”), then the burden of proof falls on that person to prove their claim.  The burden of proof does not fall on me to disprove your claim.  Until valid, verifiable evidence is provided to back up a claim, there is simply no reason for anyone to accept it as valid.

Consider if I told you that the real creator of the universe was a giant fuzzy pickle, and his name was Bob.  Bob’s nemesis is an invisible purple elephant, and he created Christianity to lead people away from Bob’s truth.  Now say that I told you it’s not my responsibility to prove Bob’s existence, because it’s Bob’s responsibility, and he’s already done it. Bob has proven his existence through creation, conscience, his son Phil, and his holy book.

Would you accept this argument from me about Bob? If not, how can you expect anyone else to accept that argument from you about the Christian deity?  Until you can provide some sort of evidence to back up your claim, there is no reason for anyone to consider it a valid possibility – just as you don’t have to consider my claim about Bob to be a valid possibility until I provide some proof to back it up.

Creation proves the existence of God.

I would urge you to head to your local library and pick up a text on cosmology, or even perform a simple Google search for a phrase like “Origin of the Universe” and read through the many resources that are freely available online from legitimate, reputable scientific sources.  The origin of the universe does not require a supernatural explanation.

And again, please consider this exact same statement from someone of an opposing religion.  If the fact that the universe exists doesn’t prove Thor or Hephaestus or Azathoth, then why would it prove the Christian deity?

"Your conscience proves the existence of God.

Does my conscience prove the existence of Aphrodite?  What about Baal? Cernunnos? Fenrir?  Hades? Nergal?  The Biblical passage you quoted says “(Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law, they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law, since they show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts now accusing, now even defending them.)”   I would submit to you that perhaps these verses from Romans should be looked at from a different angle – as even the Bible is freely admitting here that man doesn’t need a belief in Jesus in order to be moral and have values.  I don’t believe in any god or goddess, and yet I have a moral compass.  As a side note here, in many conversations I’ve had with the religious I will typically be asked at this point why I behave in a moral manner if there is no God to provide a promise of heaven or a threat of hell.  I’ve covered this topic at this location if you’re interested in reading my thoughts.

Christ, the Word of God, proves the existence of God.

I can provide you with resources where historians talk about Hercules.  Does this prove that his father Zeus is real?  I can show you a copy of the Koran, the word of Allah – does this prove the existence of Allah?  If not, then why should these things prove the Christian God?

Since God gives witness of His existence to every person, no person can honestly say they do not believe there is a God. So what is really going on….” And then “(Rebellion against God is what really is going on.)

I would again like to reiterate that I have witnessed nothing to show the existence of any god or goddess, whether it be the Christian deity or any other supernatural being people believe in.  I can’t possibly be rebelling against the Christian deity, as I don’t believe that being exists.  Would you accept this same argument if a Muslim told you that you are rebelling against Allah and that Allah has given witness of his existence to you?

I’m going to assume that as a Christian you believe your deity is omnipotent (all-powerful), omniscient (all-knowing), and omnipresent (everywhere at once).  There’s an open invitation here from me to any supernatural being that may exist to provide proof of its existence to me. As a being that is all-powerful and already everywhere at once, it should be a simple matter for the Christian deity to appear and say “Sorry about the mixup, I’m real, and this sect of Christianity over here is the right one.”   As a loving being who doesn’t want me to go to hell, it should be in his best interest to do so, and yet you may want to note that this hasn’t happened.

I am an honest person.  If I had seen evidence for the existence of any deity, I would have no choice but to admit it and become a theist.  I have seen no evidence for the existence of any supernatural being, and thus I remain an atheist.

 “A person can either continue in rebellion and be destroyed, or they can take refuge in Christ and escape God’s wrath.

This argument is a logical fallacy known as an “appeal to force.”  This type of argument essentially says, “agree with me, or you will be punished.”   The problem with an appeal to force is that it doesn’t actually change the facts. I can appeal to force for a position that’s incorrect, but that appeal to force doesn’t somehow make my position correct.  I can threaten you with eternal hellfire if you don’t believe the moon is made out of cheese, but it won’t change the fact that the moon is not made of cheese.  Consider if I were to say the same thing to you as what you wrote above, but simply swapped out the name of the deity.  Would it make my argument correct if I appealed to force by saying, “A person can either continue in rebellion and be destroyed, or they can take refuge in Odin and escape his wrath”?

Thanks for your time Dave, and have a great week!

Downtown Dave
Ty, if you read a good book, and quote something to me that you read in the book, does that make you the author, or are you relaying something to me that you read? The Scriptures quoted above are not my own words, I'm quoting from the Word of God, therefore your debate is with God, not with me.

You said that the burden of proof lies with me, but the burden lies with God. In Luke 16:19-31 we find 8 characters: Abraham, Lazarus (in Abrahams bosom or Paradise), the rich man (in hell) and the rich man's five brothers. The rich man wanted Abraham to provide proof of hell to his brothers by sending Lazarus up from the dead and tell them about it so they wouldn't end up there. Abraham immediately took the burden of proof off of himself and put the burden on the Word of God, the Scriptures, by saying, "If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets (the Old Testament), they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead."

As one who has read the Bible cover to cover, isn't it true that the people of Jesus' day kept asking that Jesus would just give them one more sign, and then one more sign, and then one more, and then they would believe?

God has already proven Himself to you.

CoderHead
Dave, you're missing the point. Any member of any other religion could make an identical statement:

"Odin has already proven himself to you."
"Zeus has already proven himself to you."
"Allah has already proven himself to you."

It's an assertion and nothing more. It does nothing to reveal the actual truth of the claim but merely speaks from a presupposition. This is why atheists demand evidence, much like Thomas did when Jesus provided him with the exact evidence he needed in order to overcome his skepticism. Yes, Jesus chastised him for his lack of faith but there's nothing indicating that Thomas was damned to Hell for being skeptical of extraordinary claims. An observant atheist will take this one of two ways:

1. It's OK to ask for evidence of god's existence because god is said to love us and want us in Heaven with him.
2. It's patently unfair for Thomas to have been shown what he needed to believe when the rest of us aren't allowed to "test god."

I'd also like to point out that your NT scripture is taken out of context and the Psalms are personal poetry, meaning that god didn't "breathe" those words even if they were inspired by David's love of god. You may want to try using a logical, convincing argument instead of throwing something together piecemeal to try and sway a person who needs a compelling reason to believe.

Downtown Dave
No, I'm not missing the point. It's good that you want evidence, but I'm not the one to give it to you, it's God. And He says in His Word that He has already given you the evidence.

Ty Arthur
Dave,

(This is part 1 of 2 due to space restrictions in comments) I appreciate that you took the time to respond, but I’m afraid I have to express some frustration here.  Can you see from my point of view how it would be frustrating that I took the time to respond point by point to everything you said, and yet you ignored nearly everything I wrote, and then even reiterated an issue I’d already addressed?

Should I assume that you are conceding every point you ignored, and that you agree with me on these subjects?  If you don’t cover them in any way, how am I to assume otherwise?  Before getting into your new post, I want to go over several of the issues that weren’t addressed to make sure we are on the same page, or at least understand where the other party stands and why.

Do you understand the difference between atheists trying to destroy children and take God out of schools, and the reality of the situation that public schools don’t ban Christianity, but rather prohibit teachers from forcing students to take part in it or any other religion?

Do you agree that your atheism towards the deity Demeter doesn’t prove the claims of Wicca and doesn’t mean you hate all Wiccans, just as my atheism towards the Christian deity doesn’t prove the claims of Christianity or mean I hate Christians?

Can you see from my point of view how it may appear dishonest of you (and as though you hold a pretty big double standard) to require all other religions to hold the burden of proof for the existence of their deity, and yet claim that you don’t hold the burden of proof to prove the existence of your deity?  Do you realize you wouldn’t accept this same argument from any other religion, and can you see why atheists wouldn’t accept it from you?

Did you head down to your library or even perform a Google search on the origins of the universe?  Do you understand that the existence of life does not require a supernatural explanation, so that argument isn’t a convincing one for the existence of any deity?

Ty Arthur
(This is part 2 of 2, continued from above) In your response, you said, “If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets (the Old Testament), they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead."

I’m again afraid I’ll have to disagree with you here.  If you were to show me valid, verifiable evidence that someone had been raised from the dead through magical means, I would have simply no choice but to admit the existence of the supernatural.  I have not seen any evidence to back up any supernatural claim (from those of Wiccans to those of mediums to those of Christianity and any other religion). The only reason statements like this have to be made is because people do *not* magically rise from the dead, so the supporters of supernatural beliefs need a failsafe to explain why there is no proof.  Human beings do *not* have limbs magically regrown through the power of prayer or magic rituals.  Seas do *not* verifiably part and allow refugees to run through.  Bushes do *not* verifiably burn without being consumed and have big booming voices come out of them. And so on and so forth.

But beyond all that, you may want to take into consideration that I didn’t ask for someone to be resurrected from the dead.  I stated that I was open to any supernatural being, of any religion, appearing in front of me and having a rational conversation in which that being explains it’s existence and states which sect of which religion is the right one.  It would appear that five minutes of direct, rational conversation is simply beyond the abilities of the all-powerful, omnipresent Christian deity.  This is why the burden of proof falls on you in this instance.  If your deity won’t appear and defend itself, it’s up to you to provide some evidence to back up your deity’s existence.  Can you see how you would expect no different from the members of an opposing religion if the situations were reversed?

You then also said, “God has already proven Himself to you.

Unfortunately, repeating the same idea over and over doesn’t change whether that idea is factually correct or factually incorrect.  You can continue to tell me that the Christian deity has already shown itself as many times as you wish, but it won’t change the fact that this statement is simply incorrect.

Repeatedly telling me that the Christian god has shown me proof of its existence isn’t any more helpful (or conducive to an effective discussion and exchange of ideas) than if I were to repeatedly tell you that the Islamic god had already show you proof of its existence.  I disagree with your statement for the same reasons that you would disagree with mine.

I would urge you to take the time to consider what this means for your beliefs.  You believe the Bible, the infallible inspired word of an all-knowing and all-powerful being, states that the Christian god has already proven its existence to me.  I’m telling you directly in no uncertain terms that no deity, whether yours or anyone else’s, has shown me any evidence for its existence. What does that say about your god and your Bible (or at the very least, your interpretation of it)?

Thanks for taking the time to read this Dave, and hope all is well for you and yours!

CoderHead
He may (or his followers may) *think* he's given me evidence, but what I'm talking about is the verifiable evidence he gave to Thomas. Thomas proves that it's OK to be a skeptic, would you agree? I'd like you to comment on that since you seem to have overlooked it. I'm interested in what you have to say.

Again, every other god throughout history can make the claim that they're self-evident. It doesn't mean they ever existed. Please understand that I'm trying to point out a very logical and rational point and I'm in no way attacking you.

Downtown Dave
Without being disrespectful to either Ty or Coderhead, my comments may not seem to answer every point, but they do. It is God who has said that He has given you the proof. The Scripture says (and this is Scripture, not me) "Let God be true and every man a liar." God says He has revealed/proven Himself to us. And that's it. And He is holding everyone of us accountable for what He has revealed.

CoderHead
Dave, the problem I have with how you're arguing this is that you dismiss out of hand any identical assertions from other gods, yet you feel that such an assertion by your god ought to convince us to believe as you do. If you can so easily dismiss thousands of other gods I hardly see where we could be labeled haters for doing the same with one more god. Do you understand the arguments Ty and I are making?

Downtown Dave
Yes, I understand the arguments. Acts 17:29-31 says, "Therefore since we are God's offspring, we should not think that the divine being is like gold or silver or stone--an image made by man's design and skill. In the past God overlooked such ignorance, but now he commands all people everywhwere to repent. For he has set a day when he will judge the world with justice by the man he has appointed. He has given proof of this to all men by raising him from the dead. (Notice here who has given the proof).

CoderHead
Dave, I'd love to continue to try and understand your viewpoint but it's almost as though you don't want me to. Your quoting of Acts 17:29-31 would be fine in the context of Paul's ministry less than 40 years after Jesus' death. However, 2000 years later we can hardly consider the "evidence" of Jesus' resurrection compelling. It seems as though you're shifting the argument now (or perhaps this passage doesn't entirely convey your point) to the existence of eyewitnesses - none of which are still alive. If I've made an incorrect assumption, I apologize. However, I don't see this passage of scripture as offering anything new to the discussion. Rather, it appears you're just cherry-picking verses that support your preconception.

To be honest, I'd be interested in hearing what *you* have to say about it instead of being fed the words of others from a book I've already read and found lacking. Is that fair?

Ty Arthur
Dave,

I’m disappointed to see that you continue to actively refuse to answer every direct question asked of you, and that you continue to blindly repeat the mantra that your deity has already proven its existence to us.

Consider if you had a child who told you the boogeyman was not only real, but also a major player in his life. Pretend for a moment that you tried to explain to your superstitious offspring that the boogeyman is just a figment of his imagination, and a construct conjured up by his mind to explain the unknown. But your child won’t be dissuaded from his belief, and states quite confidently that he knows, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the boogeyman does in fact exist. If you ask your child to prove his claim, and show you the boogeyman, what would you do if your child told you he doesn’t need to prove the boogeyman’s existence to you, and that you in fact already know the boogeyman is real – as the boogeyman has appeared to you in the dead of night, and you are just denying it for some reason.

Can you see how this is what you’ve been doing here?

It doesn’t matter how many times you reiterate your belief that the Christian deity has provided evidence of his existence to all people. It can be said a hundred times or a million times, and it won’t change the simple truth that I have seen no evidence of any kind for the existence of the Christian deity, or any other god or goddess from any other mythology.

Using the Bible as a shield to protect yourself from the burden of proof isn’t going to convince anyone of your position, and it’s actually rather dishonest and just plain silly. You wouldn’t accept this same argument from anyone under any other circumstances, and it should be obvious why no one has to accept this argument from you in this circumstance.

Telling me that the Bible says I already have seen proof of the Biblical deity is pointless, as I don’t accept the Bible as a valid resource on reality (The bit about the talking snake or the story of universe being formed in six days by an invisible wizard in the sky should have been the first clues, and then it just gets less believable from there) any more than I consider The Lord of the Rings fantasy novels to be a valid resource on reality. You can’t use the Bible to prove the stories in the Bible any more than I can use The Fellowship of the Ring to prove the stories in The Fellowship of the Ring. You have to provide outside evidence to back up your claims, just as I would have to provide outside evidence to back up my claim if I stated that I believed in Gandalf, and that The Fellowship of the Ring is proof of Gandalf’s existence. I can tell you that you secretly know Gandalf is real and you are just rebelling against him as many times as I want, but it won’t change the fact that I’m wrong, and you actually haven’t seen any evidence for the existence of Gandalf.

Based on your responses up until now, it seems rather pointless to try to continue this discussion at this point, as it’s a completely one-sided conversation. If you are unwilling to consider your position from an outside viewpoint, and are completely unwilling to even consider the possibility that you may be wrong, then what’s the point in talking with people at all?

I hope that one day you’ll have the honesty and bravery to really scrutinize your beliefs and have the willingness to accept truth, no matter where it takes you. As someone who has escaped the shackles of superstition, I can assure you that there is a joy and freedom out here in reality that can’t be matched by unyielding belief in the supernatural. Until then, I wish you the best, and hope all goes well for you and yours.

Downtown Dave
Your right. I have shifted the argument from you and me to you and God. Again, the burden of proof is on Him. In the verses you speak of above, you'll notice God says He has given proof of the resurrection to all men, not just to those who saw it. Understand, my purpose is not to frustrate you. My hope is that in this Book that you say is lacking, God will make Himself known to you. My prayers are with you.

Downtown Dave
No matter how many scenarios you give me, Ty, the burden of proof will always be with God. Would I think that I could do a better job of proving God to you than He has? No.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Don't fret Mr. Camping, it's not the end of the world.

For many months now, Harold Camping and his followers have been putting up thousands of billboards, handing out pamphlets, giving radio talks, and even traveling across the country in a caravan of ad-covered vehicles to get out the word that the rapture was to occur at 6:00 PM on Saturday, May 21st.  Below you can see some of these unfortunate folk carrying signs with the dubious claim that "The Bible guarantees it!" (as though that were a selling point?)


For anyone not familiar with Camping's rapture predictions, or the Biblical sources he used to reach the date of May 21st, you can check out his "We Can Know" website here.  The site is currently down, likely due to high traffic, but I took a bunch of screenshots several months ago when I first heard about these guys, as I figured the content of the website would likely drastically change when the predicted date came and went without any supernatural events occurring.  You can check out the images below, which feature some of Camping's, er, "rationale" as to why judgment day would be occurring today.






Clearly Jesus didn't descend from the clouds, earthquakes didn't ravage the planet, and fire and brimstone failed to fall from the heavens, as pretty much anyone with the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality already figured was going to happen.

Camping and his followers will get all the ridicule they deserve in the coming weeks for being gullible enough to accept these claims, but today I won't be adding on much more.  Many of these people spent all of their money, ran up massive debt, quit their jobs, left their families, and abandoned their homes to go spread the word.  The shattered lives they will have to try to piece back together after today is far more of a punishment than I could ever give them with mere words, and I sincerely hope they will be able to find a way to return to a semblance of a normal existence.

What bothers me most about today is not Harold Camping or his followers.

On news stories, blog posts, religious websites, and even Facebook discussions, I've seen many Christians attempt to distance themselves and their brand of Christianity from Camping, claiming that no one can know the day when Jesus will return to Earth and rapture off the believers. They've frequently quoted Matthew 24:36, which states "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." I've even engaged in discussion with people who have gone so far as to say that these armageddon ready folks aren't actually "true" Christians at all.

Take, for instance, this post from the Grace Fellowship Baptist church, which derides Camping for making a prediction of the end times, while still maintaining that Camping is correct that the rapture will happen one day.  There's also the delightfully silly Rapture Condition website, which even has a daily rapture forecast (today's is a 2, or "likely rapture." Would they ever have a "5: Not Possible Today" forecast?)

While Camping and his followers have shown the dangers of religious belief first hand, it's not them that prompted me to write this blog today. It’s the Christians who disagree with Camping, not because of his belief that magic zombie Jesus would be descending from the clouds and taking the believers to an invisible heaven realm, but because he had the audacity to try to put a date on this absurd supernatural event that they *all agree will happen* at some unknown date in the future.

All Christians are complicit in this lie, and all are equally guilty here.

It is absurd for Christians to distance themselves from this movement, while still maintaining that it's core belief is perfectly reasonable. They are trying to have it both ways - believing the event will happen, but going out of their way to avoid putting a date on it so they can't ever be conclusively shown that their belief is wrong. They can forever say it will happen any day now, with all those wars and rumors and wars proving it's getting closer, and no amount of time will ever convince them that their faith was misplaced.

Honestly, it’s like hearing someone say “Oh no, no, we’re not like those silly people over there who believe in the boogey man. I mean, the boogey man is definitely real, but they think they know what bed he’s under! How ridiculous is that? Our religious text clearly says no one can know which bed the boogey man is really under, therefore those crazies aren’t *real* boogey men believers, and they give us a bad name!

Camping has created an amazing case study in how open to interpretation the Bible really is, however. One would think that a book that very clearly says no one can know the day or the hour of Christ's return could only be interpreted one way.  But, like nearly every other passage in that entire "holy" text, 50 people can read it, come away believing 50 different things, starting 50 different denominations, and all believing with great fervor that God backs up their interpretation and disagrees with all the rest.  


If you read through Camping's writings, he uses other verses found throughout the Bible to show that the text in Matthew doesn't currently apply to believers, and that God really does say we can know when the end times will finally roll around.  For those Christians who may scoff at this notion, consider how much of a common practice this is in any denomination of Christianity. Plenty of Christians are willing to use later verses in the Bible to explain away why people no longer have to follow the earlier verses about stoning children to death, forcing rape victims to marry their attackers, sacrificing goats and splattering their blood on an altar, and prohibitions against eating shell fish or wearing clothes with mixed fibers. One of the most elegant solutions I've seen from Camping followers is to simply look at the tense of the verb in the sentence.  After all, it only says "No one knows the day or the hour," it doesn't say "No one can know the day or the hour later."

The link between standard Christian belief and Harold Camping's belief doesn't end there however. Consider those verses that clearly state "this is a permanent law for you, to be observed by all generations." There are many such laws in the Bible that Christians no longer follow, such as Leviticus 3:17, which issues a permanent edict against eating fat.  Much like you'd think the phrase "No one knows the day or the hour" wouldn't be open to interpretation, it would seem like the phrase "This is a permanent law for you, and it must be observed from generation to generation, wherever you live" also wouldn't be open to interpretation.  And yet, were I to point this or any other similar verse out to a Christian, they would happily explain to me why the phrase "This is a permanent commandment" doesn't actually mean "This is a permanent commandment."  For Christians to deride Camping for doing this, while they themselves do it on a daily basis, is hypocritical in the extreme.

Isn't it odd that this supposedly omnipotent (all-powerful), omniscient (all-knowing), and omnipresent (every at once) being can't be bothered to come down here and settle the matter, plainly and openly telling people which interpretation is right, and which is wrong?  Is baptism in Jesus's name required for salvation?  Can you lose your salvation?  Will there be a seven year tribulation or only months-long tribulation? How many people will get raptured? Is speaking in tongues and casting out demons still supposed to be done by the faithful?  Ask those questions to 10 Christians, and you will get 10 different answers, all with Bible verses backing up their position.


It shouldn't be hard for God to pop down here and let Camping (and the rest of us), know whether or not his interpretation of verses is correct, and yet he remains silent on the subject.  While Camping now has two failed rapture predictions under his belt, there's no doubt in my mind that it won't dissuade him and others like him to continue setting new dates in the future.  God's silence on the subject is rather odd, considering how easy it would be to put a stop to this nonsense if he disagrees with it.


What's even more damning about the Christian deity's silence is how greatly Camping's claims impacted the lives of both Christians and non-believers. Take the Haddad family. The parents of this family believed today would bring the second coming of Jesus, while the children wisely wanted nothing to do with such claims.  These parents have irredeemably changed their children's lives for the worse - going out of their way to tell their kids they aren't going to heaven (just what every child wants to hear from mom!), dragging them through ridiculous streetside demonstrations for something they completely disagree with, and even failing to save any money for their college tuition, since they saw it as a waste of time, what with the world ending and all.


Other people have been completely financially ruined and destroyed relationships with family and friends, all in the name of God and his message. It should have been perfectly within this God figure's power to have warned all these people not to leave their jobs and spend their life savings on false teachings, and yet he actively chose not to.  They joyfully ruined their lives, believing that they were following God's word and that God fully supported their actions. I would submit that such a being could not be considered to be either "loving" or "good," which are two qualities Christians frequently attribute to their deity.




During my discussions with believers and skeptics about the failed rapture, I've noticed that Christians don’t seem to realize that nonbelievers probably want the rapture to happen even more than they do. Personally I would love for the rapture to occur, and I hope that if it did, God would be in a very generous mood and decide to take absolutely anyone with sincere religious beliefs up to heaven, rather than just the members of one denomination of Christianity.

Imagine a world with no Fred Phelps and his family picketing the funerals of dead soldiers with hateful signs. No Pat Robertson blaming terrorist attacks and natural disasters on people’s sexual practices. No laws taking away people’s civil rights because of the words of Bronze Age goat sacrificers. No Pope telling the people of Africa to stop using condoms to prevent the spread of HIV. No children dying because parents think prayer is a better option than medicine. No blocking of stem cell research funding due to religious beliefs so we can finally get on the road to cures for diabetes and Alzheimer’s and spina bifida. No groups launching rockets and strapping bombs to their chests because God told them this particular stretch of desert belongs to them. No people giving stupid amounts of money to Scientology to find out the whole thing was really about galactic evil lord Xenu all along. No groups deciding women can’t hold positions of power because the invisible wizard in the sky has a penis and not a vagina.

I’ll take that world over this one any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.


And to finish off, I'll leave you with this little slice of animated rapture awesomeness: