A terrible tragedy happened at our weekly gaming session this last Monday. My brother in law committed the worst of all food related sins - the Oreo Cookie Faux Pas. You may not have had the misfortune to experience this particular gaffe, and if so consider yourself among the lucky few who have not been exposed to the terror. The Oro Cookie Faux Pas is paradoxically spawned from one of the most beautiful things you can do with Oreo's. Yes, I speak of the mythical quadruple stuffed Oreo. Everything starts out as sunshine and lollipops as you remove the stuffing from one double stuffed Oreo and layer into a second double stuffed, creating a massive tower of Oreo stuffing.
But what fate awaits the remaining two ends of the cookie discarded in favor of the delicious stuffing? The considerate folk will eat them, or at least throw them away if they really don't want them. And the not so considerate ? Well, they commit the faux pas of returning the cookie ends to the Oreo bag, so that the next person to reach their hand in comes up not with an amazing feat of cookie engineering, but instead gets the most horrifying experience of all, an Oreo with no filling.
Educate your friends and family about this terrible practice, so that we can together rid the world of the Oreo Cookie Faux Pas.
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